Alex (The Husband):
The one with the crazy idea that you might have any interest in visiting this site.
Jackie (The Wife):
To be determined. (She is the smart one in the family)
Abbey (The Toddler):
Completely oblivious to what I have to write about her. Unfortunately, thanks to the Wayback Machine, she might be able to access this!
Feline Pack (The Seven Cats):
True lords of their dominion, we do everything to appease these beast.